SHOWTIMES
All shows are free and 21+ to attend (unless otherwise listed)
($10 suggested donation)
June 22nd (Monday)
Some Fun Lines
6:30pm
Some Fun Lines is a monthly satire and humor open mic! All are welcome to bring 4 minutes of the sort of headlines or pieces that you might find in the New Yorker, McSweeney’s, The Onion, Reductress, or other such outlets. Key word: *might.*
Selden Cummings
9:30pm
June 23rd (Tuesday)
Silent Writing Happy Hour
5:00pm
Taking inspiration from the infinite canon of literature past and present, we present weekly short readings, inspiring 30-minute exercises, offering writers the space and direction to write silently and hone their skills. Writers may share their writing, as the spirit and time dictates. The last portion of the evening is devoted to self-directed work on whatever project you have that merits such.
We Love a Theme: A Storytelling Show
7:00pm
It's Pride Month, The Knicks are champs, and the World Cup is just a shuttle bus away. There's no better time to be in NYC and that's why June's theme is I LOVE NEW YORK. Join host Bailey Swilley for an hour of funny, heart-warming, and cringe tales from four of the city's best performers: Di Cai, Rita Rigano, Melissa Robinson, and Dannielle Slaughter!
Zach Collester
8:30pm
June 24th (Wednesday)
Trivia
7:30pm
NYC's finest trivia beckons. Got the brains? Bring your friends and wrack your noodles with six rounds of clever, fun, HARD trivia. The most experienced trivia hosts in the city will test your mental mettle in areas of General Knowledge, Music, Top Tens, and Visual Identification. First Prize is a $75 bar tab, Second Prize is a $40 bar tab and Third Prize is a $15 bar tab. But the real prize (besides bragging rights for those who place, and a berth in the twice yearly finals) is the time honored social scene of the Quizz-Off crowd. Give it a try smart guy! And come early for a good table.
Hump Night
10:00pm
HUMP NIGHT ((((-: Every Wednesday :-) ))))
Your party for mid week bumpin' n jumpin’ n _______’ ! The weekend starts on Wednesday! DJ Santi bringing the beats that make you happy. We’re taking over the whole bar and garden! Yasss! It’s a party. It’s a hang. It’s a Hump Night. <3 <3
June 25th (Thursday)
Trivia Finals
6:30pm
With a $500 cash prize on the line, who will take home the money and the title of Pete's World Series of Trivia Champion?
Isa Reyes
11:00pm
June 26th (Friday)
Numbskull
5:00pm
Welcome to Numbskull! An open mic for stand-up, characters, clown, and the like. Grab a drink at the bar and put your name in the bucket. Every Friday at Pete’s @ 5 PM.
100%
7:00pm
100% is a comedy show hosted by Adrian Frimpong and Dan Fox that invites some of NYC's hottest comedians to do a "tight five" — their best prepared material — and then a "loose five" — a set inspired by audience suggestions, written on the spot.
Happy hour til 7PM
Doors at 7:00PM
Show at 7:15PM
Dirty Magic
9:00pm
Zora Imani
10:00pm
Cre
11:00pm
June 27th (Saturday)
Loose Lips Mic
3:30pm
Loose Lips is a comedy open mic for the most iconic standup, characters and storytelling in NYC! Hosted by Fallon Boles & Vassileia Kazee. More info at @looselipscomedy on Instagram 👄💋💄
Adam Janos
6:30pm
Daniel Dunbar
11:00pm
June 28th (Sunday)
Creep Mic
3:00pm
I’m a creep! I’m a weirdooooo… I DO belong here! A comedy open mic for anybody who’s ever been described as slightly offputting. Every Sunday at 3:00PM at Pete’s Candy Store. 3 minutes for standup, 4 for characters, and 5 for everybody if Mark Duplass shows up.
Open Mic
5:00pm
The Open Mic at Pete's has been running for almost 25 years and has provided a springboard for many a New York performer, now booking gigs around the city and beyond. Join host Bruce Martin in Pete's intimate music room for a lively night of performances. Sign up is at 4pm and music starts at 5pm. One drink minimum to perform.
June 29th (Monday)
Broads in the Attic
6:30pm
Excentric locals Celia and Mavis seek a new housemate from a cast of unbelievable characters. You get the deciding vote in NYC's weirdest roommate interview process. Starring the best character comics from UCB, Second City, and more. Edinburgh Fringe show preview! More at @broads.comedy Instagram
Maria DiFabbio
8:30pm
June 30th (Tuesday)
Dennis Kenter
10:30pm
July 1st (Wednesday)
Trivia
7:30pm
NYC's finest trivia beckons. Got the brains? Bring your friends and wrack your noodles with six rounds of clever, fun, HARD trivia. The most experienced trivia hosts in the city will test your mental mettle in areas of General Knowledge, Music, Top Tens, and Visual Identification. First Prize is a $75 bar tab, Second Prize is a $40 bar tab and Third Prize is a $15 bar tab. But the real prize (besides bragging rights for those who place, and a berth in the twice yearly finals) is the time honored social scene of the Quizz-Off crowd. Give it a try smart guy! And come early for a good table.
Hump Night
10:00pm
HUMP NIGHT ((((-: Every Wednesday :-) ))))
Your party for mid week bumpin' n jumpin’ n _______’ ! The weekend starts on Wednesday! DJ Santi bringing the beats that make you happy. We’re taking over the whole bar and garden! Yasss! It’s a party. It’s a hang. It’s a Hump Night. <3 <3
July 2nd (Thursday)
Buttons
7:00pm
Shirley's Temple
9:00pm
Lesbian Night @ Pete’s is back with a new name.
Join us Thursday, May 7th for Shirley’s Temple @ Pete’s Candy Store. Let’s patio, dance, and drink <3
see you soon. the first Thursday of every month!
July 3rd (Friday)
Numbskull
5:00pm
Welcome to Numbskull! An open mic for stand-up, characters, clown, and the like. Grab a drink at the bar and put your name in the bucket. Every Friday at Pete’s @ 5 PM.
July 4th (Saturday)
Loose Lips Mic
3:30pm
Loose Lips is a comedy open mic for the most iconic standup, characters and storytelling in NYC! Hosted by Fallon Boles & Vassileia Kazee. More info at @looselipscomedy on Instagram 👄💋💄
July 5th (Sunday)
Creep Mic
3:00pm
I’m a creep! I’m a weirdooooo… I DO belong here! A comedy open mic for anybody who’s ever been described as slightly offputting. Every Sunday at 3:00PM at Pete’s Candy Store. 3 minutes for standup, 4 for characters, and 5 for everybody if Mark Duplass shows up.
Open Mic
5:00pm
The Open Mic at Pete's has been running for almost 25 years and has provided a springboard for many a New York performer, now booking gigs around the city and beyond. Join host Bruce Martin in Pete's intimate music room for a lively night of performances. Sign up is at 4pm and music starts at 5pm. One drink minimum to perform.
Lefty Parker
8:30pm
Falcon Bitch
10:30pm
July 6th (Monday)
July 7th (Tuesday)
Damian Quiñones
8:30pm
Rah Rah Rabbit
10:30pm
July 8th (Wednesday)
Trivia
7:30pm
NYC's finest trivia beckons. Got the brains? Bring your friends and wrack your noodles with six rounds of clever, fun, HARD trivia. The most experienced trivia hosts in the city will test your mental mettle in areas of General Knowledge, Music, Top Tens, and Visual Identification. First Prize is a $75 bar tab, Second Prize is a $40 bar tab and Third Prize is a $15 bar tab. But the real prize (besides bragging rights for those who place, and a berth in the twice yearly finals) is the time honored social scene of the Quizz-Off crowd. Give it a try smart guy! And come early for a good table.
July 9th (Thursday)
July 10th (Friday)
Numbskull
5:00pm
Welcome to Numbskull! An open mic for stand-up, characters, clown, and the like. Grab a drink at the bar and put your name in the bucket. Every Friday at Pete’s @ 5 PM.
July 11th (Saturday)
Loose Lips Mic
3:30pm
Loose Lips is a comedy open mic for the most iconic standup, characters and storytelling in NYC! Hosted by Fallon Boles & Vassileia Kazee. More info at @looselipscomedy on Instagram 👄💋💄
Breachway
10:00pm
Nick Prato
11:00pm
July 12th (Sunday)
bad endeavor
10:30pm
July 13th (Monday)
Spare Room
8:30pm
July 14th (Tuesday)
Magic and Mentalism at Pete's
6:30pm
Come get your mind read at Pete's with Brooklyn-based magician and mentalist Jack Fox Baum.
Room Pack
9:30pm
July 16th (Thursday)
Cheap Seats
7:00pm
Get ready for FREE a night full of laughs and good vibes at CHEAP SEATS Comedy Show, hosted by Peter Grosz (Veep / NPR) and Shosh Brodman (Cracked). Join us for some of the funniest acts around. Don’t miss out on the fun—come hang with us and catch some killer jokes live!
This month's lineup features:
SURENI WEERASEKERA(Subway Takes)
MIKE MCPARTLAND (Don't Tell)
SHENUQUE TISSERA (Wait, What's Sri Lanka)
Gwalé
10:30pm
July 17th (Friday)
Honest Mistakes
9:00pm
Oliver Grynberg
11:00pm
July 18th (Saturday)
Daniel Backer
7:00pm
The Kingdom of Liminal Space
7:00pm
July 19th (Sunday)
Hannah Bug copy
8:30pm
July 20th (Monday)
Ineth
8:30pm
D. Treut
10:30pm
July 23rd (Thursday)
July 24th (Friday)
The Oystermen
9:00pm
July 25th (Saturday)
Ditch
9:00pm
Faint
10:00pm
Nettle
11:00pm
July 26th (Sunday)
Stoven
8:30pm
Nikki Sorrentino
9:30pm
July 27th (Monday)
Maria DiFabbio
8:30pm
July 28th (Tuesday)
Simone
8:30pm
Audrey Pearl
10:30pm
July 30th (Thursday)
Jilberto Soto
7:00pm
Before ¡Ay! Papi heads to Edinburgh, it's making one stop in NYC.
Jilberto's dad skipped his wedding. His brother just had a baby. Everyone keeps asking when he's having kids. He's not. But he'll deliver an hour of comedy about it, which honestly seems healthier.
¡Ay! Papi is a stand-up hour about fatherhood from someone who isn't one. Gay, first-gen Mexican American, and armed with too many feelings about it.
July 31st (Friday)
The Live Boob
7:00pm
August 1st (Saturday)
÷0
7:00pm
August 3rd (Monday)
August 4th (Tuesday)
Deadwood Radio
8:30pm
Catcity
9:30pm
August 6th (Thursday)
Jess Cohen
7:00pm
August 8th (Saturday)
August 9th (Sunday)
August 11th (Tuesday)
Magic and Mentalism at Pete's
6:30pm
Come get your mind read at Pete's with Brooklyn-based magician and mentalist Jack Fox Baum.
Jim Keller
9:30pm
August 13th (Thursday)
August 15th (Saturday)
Doolittle
7:00pm
Boi Polloi
8:00pm
NED
9:00pm
The Hello Stranger
10:00pm
The Bad FU
11:00pm
August 16th (Sunday)
August 17th (Monday)
Fragile Hands
8:30pm
Lilly Glitz
9:30pm
John Dorney
10:30pm
Beshe
10:30pm
August 20th (Thursday)
R & B Presents: Smooth Comedy Hour
7:00pm
Cletus
10:30pm
August 22nd (Saturday)
August 23rd (Sunday)
Molly Miller Trio
9:30pm
August 24th (Monday)
FATE: a new musical
8:30pm
August 28th (Friday)
Hylus
9:00pm
August 30th (Sunday)
Holly Overton
8:30pm
Tim Garrigan
10:30pm
August 31st (Monday)
Cheap Seats
6:30pm
Get ready for FREE a night full of laughs and good vibes at CHEAP SEATS Comedy Show, hosted by Peter Grosz (Veep / NPR) and Shosh Brodman (Cracked). Join us for some of the funniest acts around. Don’t miss out on the fun—come hang with us and catch some killer jokes live!
This month's lineup features:
SURENI WEERASEKERA(Subway Takes)
MIKE MCPARTLAND (Don't Tell)
SHENUQUE TISSERA (Wait, What's Sri Lanka)
September 8th (Tuesday)
September 12th (Saturday)
September 13th (Sunday)
Ang Bocca
9:30pm
September 17th (Thursday)
Anais and The Hoops
10:30pm
September 22nd (Tuesday)
Salem June
8:30pm
Sybil Creek
9:15pm
Coco Smith
10:45pm
September 26th (Saturday)
September 29th (Tuesday)
To Be Continued
7:00pm
To Be Continued is a semi-regular film series curated by Alex Baker. Admission is free. Grab a drink during happy hour and settle in for the feature presentation at 6pm.
October 29th (Thursday)
Veronica C Sirotic
7:00pm
Come hear some poetry, prose, and nonfiction at the NYU MFA Fall Reading!
October 30th (Friday)
Ben Callahan & Co
7:00pm
Ben Callahan presents some of the funniest up-and-coming comics in New York City
November 12th (Thursday)
Charissa Hoffman
9:00pm