SHOWTIMES
All shows are free and 21+ to attend (unless otherwise listed)
($10 suggested donation)
March 11th (Wednesday)
Trivia
7:30pm
NYC's finest trivia beckons. Got the brains? Bring your friends and wrack your noodles with six rounds of clever, fun, HARD trivia. The most experienced trivia hosts in the city will test your mental mettle in areas of General Knowledge, Music, Top Tens, and Visual Identification. First Prize is a $75 bar tab, Second Prize is a $40 bar tab and Third Prize is a $15 bar tab. But the real prize (besides bragging rights for those who place, and a berth in the twice yearly finals) is the time honored social scene of the Quizz-Off crowd. Give it a try smart guy! And come early for a good table.
Funhouse Comedy
10:00pm
Comedians Gabe Pacheco and Sameer Naseem host this legendary weekly stand up comedy show featuring the best comedians from NYC and beyond!
Doors 930pm
Show 10pm sharp!
March 12th (Thursday)
Computer Magic
5:00pm
jokes are out, truth is in. irony is dead, comedy is alive. computers are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. poetry, prose, short story, drama, whatever… only rule: tell the truth. (ps… truth is subjective) open writers group thursdays 5:30 @petescandystore :) COMPUTER MAGIC!
Whack Job
7:00pm
Whack Job is a monthly stand up comedy show featuring the weirdest and whackiest comedians in town!
Come on down to Pete's Candy Store for WHACK JOB, hosted by JENNA SHERRITON, RYLAN SYLVESTER AND MOLLY ZALMAN!
FEATURING:
Bridget Foley
Claire Siemietkowski
Ryan Rodgers
Shaunak Godkhindi
and MORE!
Prophet II
11:00pm
March 13th (Friday)
Numbskull
5:00pm
Welcome to Numbskull! An open mic for stand-up, characters, clown, and the like. Grab a drink at the bar and put your name in the bucket. Every Friday at Pete’s @ 5 PM.
Imaginary Elegies at Pete's Candy Store presents Sophie Christenberry, Deirdre Kovac and Tariq Thompson
7:00pm
Poetry reading featuring Sophie Christenberry, Deirdre Kovac and Tariq Thompson
March 14th (Saturday)
Loose Lips Mic
3:30pm
Loose Lips is a comedy open mic for the most iconic standup, characters and storytelling in NYC! Hosted by Fallon Boles & Vassileia Kazee. More info at @looselipscomedy on Instagram 👄💋💄
March 15th (Sunday)
Creep Mic
3:00pm
I’m a creep! I’m a weirdooooo… I DO belong here! A comedy open mic for anybody who’s ever been described as slightly offputting. Every Sunday at 3:00PM at Pete’s Candy Store. 3 minutes for standup, 4 for characters, and 5 for everybody if Mark Duplass shows up.
Open Mic
5:00pm
The Open Mic at Pete's has been running for almost 25 years and has provided a springboard for many a New York performer, now booking gigs around the city and beyond. Join host Bruce Martin in Pete's intimate music room for a lively night of performances. Sign up is at 4pm and music starts at 5pm. One drink minimum to perform.
March 16th (Monday)
Ecstatic Peephole Play Club
6:30pm
Ecstatic Peephole is a monthly play reading series hosted and curated by Emma Horwitz and Bailey Williams. Come hear brand new, undeveloped work from New York City's most exciting playwrights and actors. We embrace mind-bending, re-shaping, perspective-shifting, silly-making, and the physically impossible.
Patrick Collins
10:30pm
March 17th (Tuesday)
Silent Writing Happy Hour
5:00pm
Taking inspiration from the infinite canon of literature past and present, we present weekly short readings, inspiring 30-minute exercises, offering writers the space and direction to write silently and hone their skills. Writers may share their writing, as the spirit and time dictates. The last portion of the evening is devoted to self-directed work on whatever project you have that merits such.
Bumpy Night
7:00pm
An evening of stand-up, sketch, music, and more… fasten your seatbelts.
March 18th (Wednesday)
Trivia
7:30pm
NYC's finest trivia beckons. Got the brains? Bring your friends and wrack your noodles with six rounds of clever, fun, HARD trivia. The most experienced trivia hosts in the city will test your mental mettle in areas of General Knowledge, Music, Top Tens, and Visual Identification. First Prize is a $75 bar tab, Second Prize is a $40 bar tab and Third Prize is a $15 bar tab. But the real prize (besides bragging rights for those who place, and a berth in the twice yearly finals) is the time honored social scene of the Quizz-Off crowd. Give it a try smart guy! And come early for a good table.
Funhouse Comedy
10:00pm
Comedians Gabe Pacheco and Sameer Naseem host this legendary weekly stand up comedy show featuring the best comedians from NYC and beyond!
Doors 930pm
Show 10pm sharp!
March 19th (Thursday)
Computer Magic copy
5:00pm
jokes are out, truth is in. irony is dead, comedy is alive. computers are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. poetry, prose, short story, drama, whatever… only rule: tell the truth. (ps… truth is subjective) open writers group thursdays 5:30 @petescandystore :) COMPUTER MAGIC!
Pete's Reading Series
7:30pm
Brooklyn’s premier literary series for over 20 years, Pete’s Reading Series features heavyweight authors side-by-side with rising stars. Curated by Brian Gresko and Vanessa Chan. Join us (for FREE!) on the third Thursday of every month. Books provided by Black Spring Books.
Sweetooth Comedy
9:00pm
Laugh a little cry a little. Lucky audience members will leave with special cash prizes. Hosted by Desmond Deluxe & Ramy Shafi.
saint rémy
10:30pm
March 20th (Friday)
Numbskull
5:00pm
Welcome to Numbskull! An open mic for stand-up, characters, clown, and the like. Grab a drink at the bar and put your name in the bucket. Every Friday at Pete’s @ 5 PM.
Kweendom
7:00pm
Don't miss the show TimeOUT called "consistently dope" and Thrillist described as "extremely gay." Featuring an always fresh lineup of only LGBTQ performers, Kweendom is one of NYC's most beloved comedy showcases. Catch stand-up, storytelling, characters, music and more from up-and-coming artists, as well as faces from TV and streaming. Always free, with donations accepted for a designated LGBTQ-foused organization each show. Come for the laughs, stay for the fresh faces in your Grindr grid. (Bring Kweendom home with you in the new collection of essays, Welcome to Kweendom, available now!)
March 21st (Saturday)
Loose Lips Mic
3:30pm
Loose Lips is a comedy open mic for the most iconic standup, characters and storytelling in NYC! Hosted by Fallon Boles & Vassileia Kazee. More info at @looselipscomedy on Instagram 👄💋💄
DIAMANTA
9:15pm
March 22nd (Sunday)
Creep Mic
3:00pm
I’m a creep! I’m a weirdooooo… I DO belong here! A comedy open mic for anybody who’s ever been described as slightly offputting. Every Sunday at 3:00PM at Pete’s Candy Store. 3 minutes for standup, 4 for characters, and 5 for everybody if Mark Duplass shows up.
Open Mic
5:00pm
The Open Mic at Pete's has been running for almost 25 years and has provided a springboard for many a New York performer, now booking gigs around the city and beyond. Join host Bruce Martin in Pete's intimate music room for a lively night of performances. Sign up is at 4pm and music starts at 5pm. One drink minimum to perform.
Adam Zabel
9:30pm
March 23rd (Monday)
Julieta Iris
9:30pm
Rxagxn
10:30pm
March 24th (Tuesday)
Silent Writing Happy Hour
5:00pm
Taking inspiration from the infinite canon of literature past and present, we present weekly short readings, inspiring 30-minute exercises, offering writers the space and direction to write silently and hone their skills. Writers may share their writing, as the spirit and time dictates. The last portion of the evening is devoted to self-directed work on whatever project you have that merits such.
Flairity
9:30pm
March 25th (Wednesday)
Trivia
7:30pm
NYC's finest trivia beckons. Got the brains? Bring your friends and wrack your noodles with six rounds of clever, fun, HARD trivia. The most experienced trivia hosts in the city will test your mental mettle in areas of General Knowledge, Music, Top Tens, and Visual Identification. First Prize is a $75 bar tab, Second Prize is a $40 bar tab and Third Prize is a $15 bar tab. But the real prize (besides bragging rights for those who place, and a berth in the twice yearly finals) is the time honored social scene of the Quizz-Off crowd. Give it a try smart guy! And come early for a good table.
Funhouse Comedy
10:00pm
Comedians Gabe Pacheco and Sameer Naseem host this legendary weekly stand up comedy show featuring the best comedians from NYC and beyond!
Doors 930pm
Show 10pm sharp!
March 26th (Thursday)
Chestnut: A Live Storytelling Hour
7:00pm
In the spirit of liberation and celebration what’s a time when you were on top? Prepare a story about your craziest party, a victory you didn’t see coming, or that mountain you finally climbed after 5 years of planning. Think back to that bottle of tequila or a sunny day after a storm. Whether it was a win for the soul or fireworks literally lit up the sky, sometimes we need a reminder to celebrate the big and the small.
In case you need anymore inspiration I invite you to think back to those milestones: prom, 21st birthday, that wedding your cousin had in the woods, or the 30th birthday party that was more of a rave.
Bring a story, a friend, or simply yourselves.
Shirley's Temple
9:00pm
Lesbian Night @ Pete’s is back with a new name
Join us Thursday, March 26th for Shirley’s Temple @ Pete’s Candy Store. Let’s patio, dance, and drink <3
see you soon. the fourth Thursday of every month!
March 27th (Friday)
Numbskull
5:00pm
Welcome to Numbskull! An open mic for stand-up, characters, clown, and the like. Grab a drink at the bar and put your name in the bucket. Every Friday at Pete’s @ 5 PM.
100%
7:00pm
100% is a comedy show hosted by Adrian Frimpong and Dan Fox that invites some of NYC's hottest comedians to do a "tight five" — their best prepared material — and then a "loose five" — a set inspired by audience suggestions, written on the spot.
Happy hour til 7PM
Doors at 7:00PM
Show at 7:15PM
March 28th (Saturday)
Loose Lips Mic
3:30pm
Loose Lips is a comedy open mic for the most iconic standup, characters and storytelling in NYC! Hosted by Fallon Boles & Vassileia Kazee. More info at @looselipscomedy on Instagram 👄💋💄
March 29th (Sunday)
Hotspur Johnny
10:30pm
March 30th (Monday)
Cheap Seats Comedy
8:30pm
Grab your pals and crack up with killer stand-up at Cheap Seats Comedy—funny vibes, fully free! Hosted by Peter Grosz and Shosh Brodman. Don’t miss out on the fun—come hang with us and catch some killer jokes live!
This month's lineup features:
JOYELLE NICOLE JOHNSON (Peacock)
NICO CARNEY (Late Night with Seth Meyers)
STEVEN ROGERS (Nateland)
and MIA FAITH HAMMOND (The Stand)
A Step Further
10:30pm
March 31st (Tuesday)
Barbers
7:00pm
If a “barbershop” is the stage in the back of Pete’s Candy Store and if “getting your haircut” is code for going to see Liz Stewart and Sarah Parsons do improv comedy, then we’ll definitely see you on Tuesday, Sept 30th to explore the magic of twoprov and cool hairstyles.
April 3rd (Friday)
April 4th (Saturday)
RobLeonPayBanks
7:00pm
Brooklyn's Echo
8:00pm
Venus Effekt
9:00pm
April 5th (Sunday)
Frances De Vargas
10:30pm
April 7th (Tuesday)
Eli Maxwell
9:30pm
April 9th (Thursday)
Grant Claytor
9:00pm
Breachway
10:00pm
April 10th (Friday)
Stevie and the Weeblies
9:00pm
Justin Garcia Band
10:00pm
April 11th (Saturday)
MaruMaraw
6:00pm
Julie Sane
7:00pm
James Levy
8:00pm
April 12th (Sunday)
Yoko Nips Takoyaki Pop Up Kitchen
6:00pm
Food pop-up from 6pm to 10pm in the front bar room. Takoyaki, keychains, beverages, etc...
April 13th (Monday)
Raphael McGregor
9:30pm
April 14th (Tuesday)
April 16th (Thursday)
April 18th (Saturday)
Goodmorning Valentine
7:00pm
Turner Cody
9:00pm
Lily Jean
10:00pm
Speedfriending
10:40pm
Neverhome
11:15pm
April 19th (Sunday)
Phil Pickens
9:30pm
April 21st (Tuesday)
John Cushing
8:30pm
Tom Leaf
9:30pm
Jackson Lynch
10:30pm
April 23rd (Thursday)
April 25th (Saturday)
The Alaskas
7:00pm
Scotty Malcolm
7:45pm
Paris Archives
9:15pm
April 26th (Sunday)
April 27th (Monday)
My Body Is Falling Apart And I'm Not Sure What To Do Anymore
6:30pm
April 28th (Tuesday)
April 30th (Thursday)
Ben Callahan & Co
7:00pm
Stand-up comedian Ben Callahan presents some of the funniest comics working in New York. Come see Natan Badalov (Adult Swim), Antoine Nessralla (Boston Comedy Festival), Jared Apper ("Latina Guy"), David Baker (OnlyFriends Comedy), and Alexis Ramirez (Laugh Alert Comedy) for a great show start to finish.
Déa and the Drips
9:00pm
The Platonics
11:00pm
May 1st (Friday)
Yes Ma'Am
9:00pm
Marcyline
10:00pm
May 5th (Tuesday)
J. Killen
9:30pm
Star Country (Josh Bolin)
10:30pm
May 8th (Friday)
girliecurse
9:00pm
Crowd the Airwaves
10:00pm
Kleenex Girl Wonder
11:00pm
May 9th (Saturday)
Open Blue
9:00pm
Mariela Flor Olivio
10:00pm
May 10th (Sunday)
Sunshine Nights
8:30pm
May 12th (Tuesday)
May 14th (Thursday)
May 16th (Saturday)
The Handles
8:00pm
Baege
11:00pm
May 21st (Thursday)
The Westerns
9:00pm
May 26th (Tuesday)
Dr. Boat
9:30pm
Zora Imani
10:15pm
Giovanni Jimenez
10:45pm
May 28th (Thursday)
Shirley's Temple
9:00pm
Lesbian Night @ Pete’s is back with a new name
Join us Thursday, March 26th for Shirley’s Temple @ Pete’s Candy Store. Let’s patio, dance, and drink <3
see you soon. the fourth Thursday of every month!
May 30th (Saturday)
The Naysayer
8:00pm
May 31st (Sunday)
Michael Hanf
8:30pm
June 5th (Friday)
Frances de Vargas
9:00pm
Cory Kosel
10:00pm
Hals and Pals
11:00pm
June 9th (Tuesday)
Sean Decker
8:30pm
June 13th (Saturday)
Tiv Hay-Rubin
8:00pm
June 20th (Saturday)
June 25th (Thursday)
Shirley's Temple
10:00pm
Lesbian Night @ Pete’s is back with a new name
Join us Thursday, March 26th for Shirley’s Temple @ Pete’s Candy Store. Let’s patio, dance, and drink <3
see you soon. the fourth Thursday of every month!
June 27th (Saturday)
Krewe
9:00pm
June 28th (Sunday)
June 29th (Monday)
Some Fun Lines
6:30pm
July 18th (Saturday)
July 31st (Friday)
The Live Boob
7:00pm
October 29th (Thursday)
Veronica C Sirotic
7:00pm
Come hear some poetry, prose, and nonfiction at the NYU MFA Fall Reading!